Yes, I've neglected my blog and got yelled at for it...by my mother.
My mother, who initially wanted no part in my writing ambitions, has apparently now become my manager and editor. I was told today that I better write something soon or people will lose interest (true). She also hopes her friends don't get mad that she sent them a link to a blog I don't update (maybe true?) Is that true my mom's friends??
Here are a few other notes I've received from my mother:
- Laura, your writing is too verbose. People don't have time to read a long blog. Make it shorter. You know, I was the editor of my high school yearbook.
- Laura, your use of the F word is crass and lazy. That word is not needed to make anything funny.
Well, you know what? My mom is f'ing right! I think these notes can be applied to all things in life, no?
Write/Talk succinctly and don't use the F-bomb.
Song of the Day: Dear Mamma, Tupac, "You are appreciated, don't cha know we love ya?"
PS- My Uncle thinks my songs of the day are lame. Well, F you Uncle Dan! Mom, is that in poor taste?
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
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Laura,
ReplyDeleteRetraction. I was the Feature editor of the school's paper. Not...yr.bk editor.