Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Day Fifteen- Family Affair

Yes, I've neglected my blog and got yelled at for it...by my mother.

My mother, who initially wanted no part in my writing ambitions, has apparently now become my manager and editor. I was told today that I better write something soon or people will lose interest (true). She also hopes her friends don't get mad that she sent them a link to a blog I don't update (maybe true?) Is that true my mom's friends??

Here are a few other notes I've received from my mother:

- Laura, your writing is too verbose. People don't have time to read a long blog. Make it shorter. You know, I was the editor of my high school yearbook.

- Laura, your use of the F word is crass and lazy. That word is not needed to make anything funny.

Well, you know what? My mom is f'ing right! I think these notes can be applied to all things in life, no?

Write/Talk succinctly and don't use the F-bomb.

Song of the Day: Dear Mamma, Tupac, "You are appreciated, don't cha know we love ya?"

PS- My Uncle thinks my songs of the day are lame. Well, F you Uncle Dan! Mom, is that in poor taste?

1 comment:

  1. Laura,

    Retraction. I was the Feature editor of the school's paper. Not...yr.bk editor.

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